As I said the kids are getting to be a handful, I was helping Monica to make tea when Derek and Lisa came running into the kitchen shouting that Brian had got stuck in the thing that make the funny noises.

We all went into the lounge and found Brian wedged tight in something the humanoids call a woofer, try as I might I pulled and pulled but at first he just seemed to stretch then all of a sudden he popped out. Brushing a tear from his eyes he said he was sorry and he just wanted to see where the funny noise came from and see if he could stop it. He promised he would be a good monkey from now on and would help us round the house.

Now Derek is just plain stupid, he decided it would be fun to play on the banister on the stairs, so he climbed up onto it and slid down, Lisa said she told him he would hurt himself but he just said I will have just one more go.

This time he climbed up the curtains on the landing swung onto the light then across onto the banister he was going so fast that he sped down the banister across the hall and hit the wall with a great big bang, we heard him cry out in pain and we found him holding his arm, we took him straight to the vets who after X-raying his arm said it was broken and needed to be put in plaster.
I must say he looked very funny when he came out with his arm in plaster supported in a sling and a little plaster on his head.