Kevin on Holiday

Well, well, well the humanoids actually asked me if I wanted to go on holiday to Cornwall with them – did I need to be asked – no, we loaded the car and set off.

Our first night we stayed in a Motel, tried to have a shower then I had my bed time drink.

When we arrived at Crantock Cornwall UK, our caravan was great we were all tired so we watched TV.

I had a go on my space hopper ate a banana and then went to bed.

I took a few bottles I found with me but they made me very sick.

 

I found a quite place to have a rest before we went to DairyLand Farm we all had lots of fun but the humanoids said I had to be put in the stocks as punishment for getting drunk – not funny is it?

I had a great time on the BIG slides with my friends,  the red slide was so high and steep it was very scary but a monkey has to do what a monkey does.

When you slide down the blue slide you land in a big pit full of plastic balls you then have to climb up a rope net to get out.

We all had a go on the see saw oh what fun then I could not resist having a ride on the flying chairs that was even better.

I then found a hanging rope roundabout after holding on very tightly I swung round very fast it was just like swinging in the trees back home across the sea.

You will never guess what else we did - we went ten pin bowling - you should have seen it the balls were massive and at the end of the lanes there were these 10 white things called skittles which you had to knock down.

This is me typing this blog for you to read, I will have to go now the humanoids are starting to load the car for the journey back home, until next time love Kevin.