Geoff and Frankie go for a ride

Well we had the time of our lives today, our humanoid friend took us out in a big white van, we sat right at the front it was like being on the roller coaster for 8 hours. We saw lots of places and other humanoids, the scariest times were when vehicles came the other way, we had to shut our eyes because it looked as if they were going to run into us. We can’t wait till tomorrow to see if we go for a ride again.

Back Packers

Well well well look who has come to see us its Kevin's nephew and his wife, Geoff and Frankie.

They are back packing round the world after getting married. Hopefully they will only stay for a short while but the last time they stayed it was for two years.

They love Christmas as you can see they have matching Christmas jumpers.

Their plan is to go to Human World to find Great Uncle Wally, he keep bragging how good it is there watching the humanoids swinging in the trees trying to be like us and failing miserably. Uncle says humanoids act and smell very funny and and they can't wait to see for themselves.

Anyway before I go for my bedtime drink here is a family group photo.

Family Photos

Hi all I've just found some more of our family photos, I hope you like them.
































Yes that is me wearing glasses, I only need them when I watch TV :-)

I over heard the humaniods talking the other night about buying a yacht and going sailing so I think we are all going to get wet. Keep your eye on this blog you never know I may be able to show you all :-)



...and just before I go, you will never guess what Jenson Mutton has been up to - he has bought a super bike and is racing it. Again he is sponsored by Motorcity, Walsall West Midlands UK. he must be mad, if he crashes it will hurt very much.
He had a near miss in his racing car at the beginning of the year.





I remember when Cyril the stunt monkey crashed his van he had two broken legs, right arm and fractured his left collar bone and had to have a ride in the Air Helicopter to hospital.


I must go now Monica has run me a bath, well a bucket so I am going to have a soak then I will have my bedtime bowl of peanuts then go to bed.

Sophie Having A Cuddle

Well it’s been a while since I managed to get onto the humanoids computer but they went out for the evening so we had it all to ourselves.


I found a photo of us with the granddaughter of the humanoids, her name is Sophie and she is a little darling, she was just a couple of months old then, she is now three and half.

She was very poorly when she was born, her mom has a blog all about Sophie and I would like you to have a look at it :- Sophie's Story

I also found this photo of the kids playing football. Sorry have to go the humanoids have just come back home.

Jenson Mutton

Well ,well, well, we have found Monica’s brother Jenson Mutton, he is a racing driver, racing mini – quads in the FM (Formula Monkey) series.

He makes loads of nuts because he is very good and is sponsored by Motorcity, Walsall West Midlands UK.

They give him a bag of peanuts each time he wins and he hasn’t lost a race yet, so he is putting on lots of weight and will soon have to have a bigger quad .

The New Triplets & The Heliport

Well it’s been a long time since I managed to get onto our computer, so much has happened. Monica has presented us with another set of triplets, we have called them Colin, Katie and Mickey.

One day we all went to see some helicopters at the heliport they were great and made lots of noise and flew very fast.

Kevin saw the sign saying you could have a ride around the heliport and pleaded with us to let him have a go, in the end we had to give in, so we paid the pilot.

Kevin was soon all strapped up in his harness and after a big hug from his mom he was whisked up into the sky.

When we were all at home we had a call from the police, my cousin Cyril (the stunt monkey) had had an accident whilst filming the latest block buster – White Van Monkey. His safety harness failed and he fell off the front of the van.

He has two broken legs, and  right arm and fractured his left collar bone. He was flown home in a helicopter 

then transferred into an ambulance and brought home where he is recovering well.

Lisa's Holiday

Well it’s Lisa’s turn to be naughty now!

She found the humanoids case just before they went on holiday and jumped it, when they arrived she found a roundabout and had some fun on it.

After a while she was very hot and found a drink and got very drunk.

The next day she had a ride on a hot air balloon and went rock climbing.

After that she did some sunbathing in the nude, naughty girl!

The view from the cliff was great, what a lot of water.

Looking out of the window there were lots of friends to wave to.

It was so nice to have a shower after a day on the beach and then to fall asleep.

All good things have to end and they all came home, Lisa has been grounded for a month so you will not see her for a while.